”Win, Place or…NO!”
[In this world you will have Daily Double-Trouble1.]
It’s a horse race to remember…
Here they come!
Rounding the final turn and entering the home stretch!
(There’s mud flyin’ everywhere!...UGH!....Those filthy rags2!)
It looks like a two-horse race!
With a hundred yards to go........They’re barreling toward the wire!
It's DESPICABLE with the lead on the inside!
But wait!.....Here comes DEPLORABLE on the outside!
It's DESPICABLE!....It's DEPLORABLE!
It's DEPLORABLE!.....It's DESPICABLE!
It's DESPICABLE!.....It's DEPLORABLE!
(Isn’t it good to know who wins in the end?)3