Thank You, Richard.....

Thank you, Richard, you have helped us
Know that Nothing brought you here...,
Thank you, sir, for nothing really,
That you've made so crystal clear.

Thanks for trying to do justice,
To a thought so amply lame...
Thanks for giving us a glimpse, sir
To ideas quite inane.

Thank you for this deep, deep wisdom,
Thanks for helping us to see!
Thanks for helping us to ponder
Such in-depth vacuity.

Thank you for the vain attempt, sir,
To make nonsense seem so keen.
We are staggered by your insight,
Sadly, we see what you mean!

Yes, we thank you for the madness,
You have brought here to the plate.
We commend you for the effort....
Oh, so richly profligate!